Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Average Person Has One Ovary And One Testicle

So over my miraculous travels of the past week, I have gathered several topics for thought.

*in reference to communicating your ideas clearly* 


"Next time don't use the words 'suck' and 'stuff'" 


"Yeah, it's bad to suck stuff"  TWSS (Thats What She Said)

As you can see, I've started off with a weekly that's what she said, and there are many more to come. However, for now think about this.

Sometimes while I'm driving around listening to some dope stuff chillin with my home slices and mixin mad rhymes, I like to think about what these songs would sound like if told by your average white guy. How would it sound if a "high-class" male were to recite the lyrics to Drop It Like It's Hot?

When the prostitute-employer enters the house
Drop it as if it were hot
Drop it as if it were hot
Drop it as if it were hot

When the pigs attempt to get at you
Park it safely, like it's hot
Park it safely, like it's hot
Park it safely, like it's hot

And if a male that is associated on the shadier side of things gets an attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot

I don't have some sort of vendetta against rap music or anything, this came from my itunes library. But I just think it's interesting how something like this can be translated into simple slang, then put to a beat for magnificent results.

Anyway, onward to the next issue at hand. Haiti and the catastrophic events there have been widely publicized over the last few weeks, and there has been immeasurable effort put into recovery and aid. However, I would like to present my viewpoint on the subject. For the past few decades, and long before that, Haiti has suffered tremendous hardship. In spite of this, we turned our heads. That is, until a major natural disaster known the world over destroyed even more of their impoverished country. As soon as that earthquake hit, we were in there helping and saving lives, donating and feeling good about ourselves after another "job well done".  It's unfortunate that we are the way we are, but that's how it goes and there aren't any signs of a change. Alas, I'll step down from my soap box.

Also, to lighten the mood a bit, I will share with you one of the many hilarious photos that I have stumbled upon, and which will be truly appreciated to those of you who feel the way I do and wish that this man had never become popular.



Well, that's the end of today's post, because it's going on 2 o' clock in the morning, and I've run out of creative interest. I also challenge you to understand the title of this post, because it's true. Night ya'll

I give this my SEAL OF APPROVAL!


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(This seal is in no way affiliated with anything nor is it with any organization of any interest to you or anyone else. Stop asking, and don't question things. As you were.)

Monday, January 11, 2010

The First

As comes with all new things, the first step always arises. In this situation, I must complete my first blog entry. As comes with the name of the blog, I am expected to include many different and unusual topics, so I think I'll settle for an idea I had earlier today. As a high-school student, many events take place, some easily forgotten, that have interesting or significant ramifications. I have decided that in order to capture such happenings, I will maintain a regularly updated series of notes. The notebook will be on me at all times, and a list of my encounters will be recorded for later writings. Every week, readers will find the raw notes in a blog on here, followed by a description of the significance of each, to help them understand the raw on-the-spot notes.